I look at your obsession,
and I must make this confession
that I cannot learn this lesson
'cause it doesn't quite soak in.
I have this little problem,
an annoying little goblin
that sets punctuation hobblen',
called dyslexia my friend.
I hope you do not point and swear
and then go pull out all your hair.
because it's not that I don't care.
it's a game I cannot win.
(sorry, I can't spell either... please don't revoke my poetic license)